Here are the top ten food and wine lessons my cat taught me:
10) Sniff the cork first, then your butt.
9) Spitting is OK; hissing not so much.
8) Corks are good for batting; screwcaps for hockey.
7) If your wine smells like tuna, it probably is tuna.
6) There is nothing wrong with drinking from a can.
5) Take a good long nap before and after dining.
4) Of course it's ok to play with your food!
3) Be sure to have a designated human to speed things along.
2) White wine with fish. Red wine with fish. Hell, anything with fish!
1) Always – always! – drink the good stuff.
3 comments:
11) If it smells of cat's pee, it might be white wine - but it might be cat's pee...
Meow!!!!
LOL! I think number 5 is my favorite...love a great nap post-drinking. And taking the cat's advice and napping before AND after sounds even better!
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